Working Status

New employee

入职新员工

You are listening to Stevie Wonder 你在听 Stevie Wonder
(It's your first day at work and all is fine and great) ( 第一天上班，一切都很好 )  

After 3 months .... 3 个月后

You are listening to HOUSE music 你在听 HOUSE
(because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going) （因为你很忙，无法确定去留问题）  
 

  After 6 months... 半年后

You are listening to Heavy Metal 你在听重金属
(your days start at 0800 and end at 2000) 你的一天从早上 8 点，直到晚上 8 点

After 9 months... 9 个月后

You are listening to Hip Hop 你在听嘻哈
(You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation) （因为压力，你胖了，而且现在被便秘所困扰）

After a year.... 1 年后

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP 你在听 Gangsta rap
(Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!) （你的眼睛开始抽搐，忘记了梳理发型，就像从床上掉下来而且只靠咖啡因度日）  

A f ter a second year... 2 年后

 You are listening to Techno 你在听 Techno
and have gone a bit... well... crazy!   看起来你已经有点疯疯癫癫了

And finally, after n year... 最后， n 年之后

  ……………………………………………………………… Ash to ash, dust to dust 尘归尘，土归土